Pie

Last night I flipped through the pages of a book titled, PIE. The kittens snuggled up as I decided which lovely treat I would cook up. I've never made a pie before, but I am insanely good at following directions. I mean like really really good. So I decided on a peach swirl pie with a cake crust.
After picking up some cream cheese, sour cream, and hairspray at the grocery store, I got to mixing! Muffin enjoyed licking sugar off the edge of the bowl.
Nothing is better than cooking with a fresh manicure. My fingers look like Barbie's.
I sliced up both fresh and canned peaches.
Peach spiral carefully placed on top of the custard cream filling.
Then a brown sugar cream topping baked for just 5 more min.
Check out those layers. I can't wait to cut into this.
Floral pants, red slippers, and Riley napping on my thigh. Time to watch Mtv.

Halloween 2010

Get ready ya'll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY

Trying to decide between a cupcake, peppermint, or coolwhip bra.

I've also been crazy obsessed with "missed connections."

What if I started having chance encounters on purpose just so I could post them on "missed connections"?

Example:

Jane walks into American Apparel on Stockton Street. While at the unisex sock isle Jane glances at the dude (he kinda looks like Elijah Wood). He is checking out a pair of white tube socks with a teal band. Trying not to stare Jane chooses the black tights she always buys from American Apparel and scoots past dude. Mid scoot her purse knocks over a bundle of legwarmers.

"Oh man. Oh man. Oh God. Fuck." She says while in a very Molly Shannon/SNL/Superstar moment throws the legwarmers back into place.

Does the dude notice? Jane will never know, because she has promptly bolted out of the store and is already on a bus zipping across town.

Jane would then go home and write her "missed connection":

"Dear guy at the American Apparel on Stockton Street. Today I saw you and I knocked over a rack of legwarmers with my purse while scooting past you. I think we truly had a moment. Let me know if you want to go get burritos sometime."

Would you consider this a staged missed connection?

Should I start a blog called "Staged Missed Connections"?......just google searched it. Looks like I'm in the clear all I could find somewhat related is this.

Goodbye!

Goodbye America!


Ciao Italy! Only because soon well be best friends.

Location:Access Rd,Chicago,United States

Seal Pups

A while back I attended a San Francisco themed party. Most people dressed up like tourists. Myra and I dressed as fog (Myra) and a seal (myself). My costume relyed more on the stellar impression that I can do of a seal. Where as Myra's dreamy layers of tool and sequins made it easy to guess.









A seal face tattoo? I'd propbably be the first person in the whole entire world with one.


Me and this little one would rule the streets of San Francisco.






Don't mess with a girl with a Barbie neck tattoo...just saying.

Teddie$ 4 Lyfe!

When teddies rule the world. I must make a fur trimmed Teddy. Simply must. I have a lot of extra fur from my Bay to Breakers costume:



This is going to be the start of something incredibly soft, snuggly, and sexy.

Bear Hands

My roommate Bears hands are as big as my feet:



This discovery lead to at least 20min of laughter.

Please note Buck Rogers on the television.




I really dig this show. Mainly for the hair, makeup, costumes, and that tiny robot thing that says "beedy beedy beedy."

A Long Post

I have unending amounts of energy. I'm just so excited to be alive. Perhaps it's the longer days, and sunny weather. But I've found myself running. Running up steep hills just because walking takes too long, running when I get off the bus, and running in tiny circles around my apartment.

Maybe it's the fire red hair:



Since I dyed the hair I've been called Lucy:


Ginger:





Annie:


And Pebbles:





I'm totally cool with all this. I ditched the perm idea because my hairstylist told me I just wanted a change while I waited for my hair to grow a little. I think he was right.

Location:31st Ave,San Francisco,United States