http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY
Trying to decide between a cupcake, peppermint, or coolwhip bra.
I've also been crazy obsessed with "missed connections."
What if I started having chance encounters on purpose just so I could post them on "missed connections"?
Example:
Jane walks into American Apparel on Stockton Street. While at the unisex sock isle Jane glances at the dude (he kinda looks like Elijah Wood). He is checking out a pair of white tube socks with a teal band. Trying not to stare Jane chooses the black tights she always buys from American Apparel and scoots past dude. Mid scoot her purse knocks over a bundle of legwarmers.
"Oh man. Oh man. Oh God. Fuck." She says while in a very Molly Shannon/SNL/Superstar moment throws the legwarmers back into place.
Does the dude notice? Jane will never know, because she has promptly bolted out of the store and is already on a bus zipping across town.
Jane would then go home and write her "missed connection":
"Dear guy at the American Apparel on Stockton Street. Today I saw you and I knocked over a rack of legwarmers with my purse while scooting past you. I think we truly had a moment. Let me know if you want to go get burritos sometime."
Would you consider this a staged missed connection?
Should I start a blog called "Staged Missed Connections"?......just google searched it. Looks like I'm in the clear all I could find somewhat related is this.
I swear to god this is like the 5th time since you posted this that I've tried to watch the video. My iPhone will not play KP or associated parodies
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