A while back I attended a San Francisco themed party. Most people dressed up like tourists. Myra and I dressed as fog (Myra) and a seal (myself). My costume relyed more on the stellar impression that I can do of a seal. Where as Myra's dreamy layers of tool and sequins made it easy to guess.
A seal face tattoo? I'd propbably be the first person in the whole entire world with one.
Me and this little one would rule the streets of San Francisco.
Don't mess with a girl with a Barbie neck tattoo...just saying.
Sometimes I wear nice things. Sometimes I get paint on them. Sometimes I wish that I could have really long fingernails. If this were a dating show, we'd all be laying by a giant pool, sipping dark and stormies, while listening to Outkast.